Tattooing is method of decorating the skin by inserting ink under the surface. The skin is punctured with a sharp instrument, or more usually with an electric needle. Because of complaints by health authorities that contaminated tattooing needles spread infectious diseases, particularly hepatitis, the practice has been outlawed in some communities of the U.S. (South Carolina, for example, does not allow tattooing) and restricted in others to persons over 18 years of age.

10. "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE."

9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

8. "There are 2 O's in BOB, right?"

7. "Sorry, Sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

6. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

4. "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

2. "The flag's all done and, you know the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

And The #1 worst thing to hear at the Tattoo Parlor is: "Oops."

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Be art - Get a Tattoo:

Here are mine ~