Hi! My nick is MacGyver. This is my first web page.  If you don't like it,  press alt F4!!!

You'll find a few pictures of me, and also some kitty porn.  You can also find some of my favorite links and the things I enjoy most here.

Here's a picture of me. Man, I need plastic surgery! Want to donate some money? :-)

Ok here's another one. Doesn't my attitude suck? But only when I'm hungry.

Here's some kitty porn.  Isn't this obscene? I mean, I should be arrested for this!

Here's a link to my favorite chat. Download Virtual Places here, and meet me on the teen chats. My handle is usually -III-ViRuS-III-.

I will soon add some links here for your enjoyment.

I am learning to be a programmer in Delphi. Click here to see some programs I made. (Mostly joke programs)

I am also gonna make some more web pages and put the links here.

I collect ASCII art, tasteless jokes, and 1980's MP3 music. If you want to get on my good side,  just bring up these subjects.

Contact me on ICQ. My number is 1630624.

E-Mail me by clicking HERE!

Visitors since 08/11/99