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"Well if they're just going to laugh, I'm not going to play with them!"
"White Boots! Who does he think he is? Bloody Beckham?
"Well, if nobody's using that chair..."
"I seem to have marked this tree right out of the game - he just can't get away from me!"
"I wish I'd gone before the game..."
Orange Crush Training Session - How to Tie Your Boots!
"I'm glad I brought my own ball this week - these guys never pass to me!"
"I think if we pack the defense with this formation we can hold on to our lead. Now, how about trying it on the field?"