My Normal Life

People say I live a normal life.
They say I'm just an average guy.
They don't even have a clue.
My friends are all odd, to say the very least,
And they've all had their turn at affecting me.
Don't get me wrong, It's not like I mind or anything.
It's just that I wish people wouldn't try to compare me to their standards when they know I won't fit.
But it's because my life is so strange that I can ask you this question:
How would you react if someone gave you a collar with a matching leash?
See? This is what I deal with on a day to day basis.
But you wouldn't know it to look at me.
Some say "You can't judge a book by it's cover."
I say "You can't judge a mind by it's sanity."